Comments on: Juffrou trap klei oor Walvisse

By: grappies

grappies — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:27:56 +0000

Dankie Marieta, ek het gewonder of die Inglse ook soms hier verby swerf en van die goed geniet ;)

By: marieta

marieta — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:33:54 +0000

Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You’re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... 'You got Male!

By: marieta

marieta — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:32:28 +0000

Janie’s teacher asks the children to make sentences with the word
CRUISE.
The 1st girl stands up and says: ” we are going on a holiday, and it’s a
Boat Cruise”
Teachers says “Well done”
2nd Boys stands up and say: “my mommy like Tom Cruise”
Teachers says “Ok”
Teachers asks Jannie to make a sentence….
Jannie stands and thinks for a while and says…..
” MY MOMMY GOT CRUISE HAIR”