‘n Dogtertjie gesels met haar juffrou oor walvisse. Die onderwyseres vertel dat dit fisies onmoontlik vir ‘n walvis is om mense in te sluk omdat sy keelgat te klein is.
“Maar juffrou,” sê die dogtertjie -”. . .’n walvis het dan vir Jona ingesluk en weer later uitgespoeg!”
“Dis sommer ‘n storie!” sê juffrou – “Walvisse kan dit nie doen nie!”
“Wanneer ek in die hemel kom, gaan ek vir Jona vra” sê die dogtertjie.
“En as Jona nou in die hel is?” wil juffrou weet.
“Dan…” sê die dogter “… moet juffrou hom maar vra!”
Janie’s teacher asks the children to make sentences with the word
CRUISE.
The 1st girl stands up and says: ” we are going on a holiday, and it’s a
Boat Cruise”
Teachers says “Well done”
2nd Boys stands up and say: “my mommy like Tom Cruise”
Teachers says “Ok”
Teachers asks Jannie to make a sentence….
Jannie stands and thinks for a while and says…..
” MY MOMMY GOT CRUISE HAIR”
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You’re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down…
‘You got Male!
Dankie Marieta, ek het gewonder of die Inglse ook soms hier verby swerf en van die goed geniet ;)